And one man ran in a green T-shirt
And everybody else had winter coats on
And a police dog had its tongue out
And that is what dogs do
And Chuck Norris is not our friend in this.
And somebody said ‘travesty’
And what they really meant was ‘tragedy’
And some other words were overused
And lost some letters and all meaning
And the birds still go ‘poo-tee-weet’.